Today is starting off to be a bad day. Difficulty sleeping, nausea, very bad migraine, and some other things and to top it off have to leave the house to go to a new PCP appointment. So in trying to lighten my mood and have some fun lets have some parodies. i know most of us, if not all have seen those dating ads posted in the threads of news articles and everywhere else. Well I made a parody of one. You make make your own or make a parody of something else. Please only one rule, not Chiari related. we already suffer enough with that, song, poems, tv show titles - parody it and lets have some fun and forget about Chiari for a moment or two.
here is mine:
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