Borrowed chiari poem (kelliunderpressure.blogspot.)

CHIARI POEM

(TO THE TUNE OF THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS)

ON THE FIRST TRIP TO THE NEUROSURGEON MY DOCTOR SAID TO ME THE DIAGNOSIS OF CHIARI.

ON THE SECOND TRIP TO THE NEUROSURGEON MY DOCTOR SAID GAVE TO ME TWO COGNITIVE TEST, AND THE DIAGNOSIS OF CHIARI.

ON THE THIRD TRIP TO THE NEUROSURGEON MY DOCTOR GAVE TO ME THREE MRI'S, TWO COGNITIVE TESTS AND THE DIAGNOSIS OF CHIARI.

ON THE FOURTH TRIP TO THE NEUROSURGEON MY DOCTOR GAVE TO ME FOUR IV NEEDLES, THREE MRI'S, TWO COGNITIVE TESTS AND THE DIAGNOSIS OF CHIARI.

ON THE FIFTH TRIP TO THE NEUROSURGEON MY DOCTOR GAVE TO ME FIVE DAYS OF HOSPITAL FOOD, FOUR IV NEEDLES, THREE MRI'S, TWO COGNITIVE TESTS AND THE DIAGNOSIS OF CHIARI.

ON THE SIXTH TRIP TO THE NEUROSURGEON MY DOCTOR GAVE TO ME SIX NEW SYMPTOMS, FIVE DAYS OF HOSPITAL FOOD, FOUR IV NEEDLES, THREE MRI'S TWO COGNITIVE TESTS AND THE DIAGNOSIS OF CHIARI.

ON THE SEVENTH TRIP TO THE NEUROSURGEON MY DOCTOR GAVE ME SEVEN TIMES FOUR SURGICAL STAPLES, SIX NEW SYMPTOMS, FIVE DAYS OF HOSPITAL FOOD, FOUR IV NEEDLES, THREE MRI'S, TWO COGNITIVE TESTS AND THE DIAGNOSIS OF CHIARI.

ON THE EIGHTH TRIP TO THE NEUROSURGEON MY DOCTOR GAVE TO ME PICTURES OF MY EIGHT MILLIMETER HERNIATION, SEVEN TIMES FOUR SURGICAL STAPLES, SIX NEW SYMPTOMS, FIVE DAYS OF HOSPITAL FOOD, FOUR IV NEEDLES, THREE MRI'S, TWO COGNITIVE TESTS AND THE DIAGNOSIS OF CHIARI.

ON MY NINTH TRIP TO THE NEUROSURGEON MY DOCTOR GAVE ME NINE NEW PRESCRIPTIONS, PICTURES OF MY EIGHT MILLIMETER HERNIATION, SEVEN TIMES FOUR SURGICAL STAPLES, SIX NEW SYMPTOMS, FIVE DAYS OF HOSPITAL FOOD, FOUR IV NEEDLES, THREE MRI'S TWO COGNITIVE TESTS AND THE DIAGNOSIS OF CHIARI.

ON MY TENTH TRIP TO THE NEUROSURGEON MY DOCTOR GAVE TO ME TEN NUMB DIGITS, NINE NEW PRESCRIPTIONS, PICTURES OF EIGHT MILLIMETER HERNIATION, SEVEN TIMES FOUR SURGICAL STAPLES, SIX NEW SYMPTOMS, FIVE DAYS OF HOSPITAL FOOD, FOUR IV NEEDLES, THREE MRI'S, TWO COGNITIVE TESTS AND THE DIAGNOSIS OF CHIARI.

This is great! Thanks for sharing Abby:)